Somerville Theatre December 2-31. Tickets On Sale Now!
A Boston Globe Top Holiday Pick!
MetroWeekly.com: A Showcase Of Movement Diversity
Never before has so much fun been put onstage during the holiday season. Sure, we're Girls! Girls! Girls!, with everyone in between and beyond, but this time they're in charge. The weird stuff about The Nutcracker is fixed--No more creepy uncle sending little Clara to vacation with a stranger-man wearing a dance belt. She is instead played as a healthy adult. Our premier in 2008 broke the ticketing system at the historic 900-seat Somerville Theatre. More than 100,000 patrons have enjoyed an evening of beauty, subversion and laughs with us since.
Thrillist's Balm For 2020!
Curtain to curtain, we preserve the classic Nutcracker's essential music and story arc but insist you leave the kids at home. Our Cavalier is played as the Dildo Prince.
Boston Magazine: "Truly A Blessed Event"
The Slutcracker is staged with our own recording of Tchaikovsky's original music, performed by Filharmonie Brno, Mikel Toms, resident conductor at Symphony Orchestra of Inda, conducting.
"We're Nuts For Sluts!" says He Said, Dallas
Slutcracker: The Movie is available seasonally. $15 Powered by Paypal.
One Of The Week's "Best Ways to Watch The Nutcracker!"
The cast is diverse across several axes: we cast performers of different shapes, sizes, colors, genders, abilities, ages (over 18), and talents. Year to year, the show changes partly based on who joins the show in a particular season. Sometimes inspiration for a new character, costume, or scene comes from an audition. We give a lot of wiggle room for performers to shape their characters—their diverse experiences bring a richness to both the storytelling and the choreography that a director can’t deliver on her own.
CAST B:Please note: the Playbill is under construction.
Also get hats, hoodies and pasties while supplies last.
No, we aren't X-rated, though we have heard reports of steamed car windows afterward in the parking lot and a couple of marriages.
Our full-length movie combines HD footage from several shows to present a curtain-to-curtain production.
To purchase a rental, click the "The Movie" button. You will be taken first to your Ballet Ruses shopping cart. Click the Buy button to finish at the Paypal checkout. After completing the purchase, you will be directed to our custom player. Easy peasy. An email from us will contain your unique key, should you want to watch later. Don't lose it!
The rental expires 48 hrs from purchase.
Each viewer receives an email with a unique ticket number that cannot be recovered by us. Don't delete it. Check spam filters for missing email receipts.
Zoom sharing: Yes.
The sharing of a rental ticket URL will disable play for those using it.
Slutcracker: The Movie is presented on a custom player built with streaming industry standard architecture and software. Casting with Airplay (which is the Apple iOS mechanism to cast) has been tested the most extensively by our team and works best. Casting from a laptop running Google Chrome has been tested as well and has been more consistent than casting from an Android device to a Chromecast-enabled TV. Chromecast issues should be alleviated by mirroring the device screen to your TV.
No, we aren't accepting pitches from "sizzle men" who know how to make a buck off some titties.