Christmas Eve!

Leave the Kids at Home for a Special Show at 6 p.m.

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The 12 Days of Slutmas

Every year lucky audience members are showered with naughty gifts to celebrate the run up to Slutmas Eve:

The Slutmas Eve Celebration

A special live performance of Music.

Maybe a quick reading from our book, "T'was The Night Before Slutcracker."

Or a spanking from Santa.

But it's gotta be the only proper drink within miles, at Somerville Theatre's concession stand.