“Destined to be a holiday classic.”

“Why can’t a well-made dance have sluts in it, and hula hoops?”

“This is some next-level shit.”

“...it was ‘a sexy-freaky holiday zeitgeist spectacular.’  Yes, yes it was.”

“Vanessa “Sugar Dish” White is a burlesque-performing triple threat: choreographer, producer, and certified sexpot.”

“The perfect legacy for Tchaikovsky.”

“The choreography and dancing are first-rate...

“Classic ballet Re-invented.”

“The Slutcracker offers a unique holiday experience for all open-minded individuals...”

“You’ve got to hand it to them, it is a catchy title.”

“...and a gang of dry-humping clowns, which only added to the enjoyment.”

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